Now your parents can feel assured they got their money’s worth from your years at Tisch.

No comment.

Possibly the most terrifying name for a kid-frequented snack stand.

Sweet app, Mulder.

Someone (Michael Scott?) needs to start a tumblr called “Scranton screencaps.”  Now you’d have at least two entries guaranteed!

The X-Files, “Shapes” (S01E19)

First episode written by a woman.

You know he’s not really a bad guy if he’s got a cow cookie jar and a brightly-colored fish cabinet ornament.

He was a ghost this whole time??!

The X-Files, “Die Hand die Verletzt” (S02E14)

The first episode directed by a woman!

JKJK get outta here, ladies.

I’ve guessing Stehen’s people didn’t give them permission.

All of the addresses from “Blood” (and two from “Trinity”) — in case you want a pen pal, or are from Investors Lotto Corporation and lost your address book.

Was there a subplot about Mulder being really into carpentry that I missed?  Also I don’t think that’s how three-month calendars work.